#Mr. Teufel

[anielina13]

[ch4-l3n]

what if we were two furries in a 1986 cartoon movie and they made toxic yaoi of us.... what then?

screen redraw btw these did happen!

[alfedurka]

Mister, please put your clothes on, I'm scared😥

[thecheramore]

= Safranek & Teufel =

These cats are so gay for each other... Good for them, good for them 🏳️‍🌈

[marvelousmartian]

(Not really) hear me out cake: Hungarian edition

[larathefox]

The Macskafogó Musical

Mr. Fritz Teufel - Zalán Makranczi

[silverserpent]

sorry i turned him into a kittycat

[napoleonic-sexyman-tournament]

Propaganda under the Read More:

Alexander von Humboldt:

a. Influential explorer, researcher and polymath with many discoveries in the fields of geography, biology, zoology, astronomy and more. Also has experience with sticking things up his butt. For scientific reasons of course.

Thomas-Alexandre Dumas:

a. “mustache” b. “Tall! Daring! Swashbuckling! A devoted husband and father! Had a personal conflict with Napoleon! Also it was said he could, while holding onto a bar above his head, LIFT A HORSE WITH HIS THIGHS. How is he not on this list ten times already! Vote for General Dumas!” c. “He was so hot that he inspired The Three Musketeers, The Count of Monte Cristo, and many more books that his son, Alexandre Dumas, wrote. He definitely looked the part of a sexyman, as he son recounts in his memoirs: "My father, as already stated, was twenty-four, and as handsome a young fellow as could be found anywhere. His complexion was dark, his eyes of a rich chestnut colour […]. His teeth were white, his lips mobile, his neck well set on his powerful shoulders, and, in spite of his height of five feet nine inches, he had the hands and feet of a woman. These feet were the envy of his mistresses, whose shoes he was very rarely able to put on." He could crush you between his thighs: "His free colonial life had developed his strength and prowess to an extraordinary degree; he was a veritable American horse-lad, a cowboy. His skill with gun or pistol was the envy of St. Georges and Junot. And his muscular strength became a proverb in the army. More than once he amused himself in the riding-school by passing under a beam, and lifting his horse between his legs." He was so badass he could beat 13 men with 4 and take all the enemy prisoner, and defend against hundreds of men on a bridge by himself. He performed these acts of valour numerous times in Italy. He was so formidable that the Austrians named him the "Schwartz Teufel", or the Black Devil, and his feat at the bridge earned him the moniker of "Horatius Cocles of Tyrol". He wasn't afraid to stand up to his morals and protest against unfair treatment. When unjust executions by the guillotine were happening outside his quarters, he closed the blinds of his curtains, earning him the nickname "Mr. Humanity". When in the Vendée, he complained about the wanton indiscipline in his troops. When in Italy, Berthier wrongly reported his actions as one of "observation" in St. Antonio. Dumas wrote to General Bonaparte that if Berthier was in the same position, he would have shit his pants. Dumas abhorred plunder, never exhorted the locals, and ordered the Directory agent who had come to persuade him otherwise be shot if he dared present himself to Dumas again. Integrity and a sense of moral justice is sexy, mark my words. For Dumas' final qualifier as a sexyman, look no further than this Tumblr heritage post (https://www.tumblr.com/petermorwood/133803437020/hortensevanuppity-elodieunderglass), with 300,000 notes and counting. And I quote: "- daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentleman - he invaded egypt - the native egyptians said “is this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlord” - then napoleon showed up - napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus - the native egyptians were like “… no… no, we’ve thought very hard and we’ll have General Dumas actually” - this did not make napoleon happy - in fact it made him jealous - napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandre’s rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud" I rest my case. Tl;dr: He was so hot he inspired multiple books, he was a stronk man who could crush you between his thighs or carry you like a sack of potatoes, and he was so badass that he could take on odds of 1 to 3. He had a foul mouth but a heart of gold and his actions were never self-serving. Posts relating to him on Tumblr have had 300,000 notes and counting. He is qualitatively and quantitatively qualified to be a sexyman.”

[maxxiesutton]

ich will richard fanfic going good so far — germans and rammfans of tumblr please verify my german usage i need to know what i have right and wrong

(also, whatever i have wrong, please repost and kindly correct me or reply)

German Key (In Order of Appearance):

Sehr gut - Very good

Danke - Thanks/Thank you

Warum - Why

Was - What

Wirklich - Really

Vielen Dank - Thank you so much

Nicht so schnell - Not so fast

Kleine Dame - Little Lady

"Herr" Lindemann - Mr. Lindemann

Was zum Teufel - What the fuck

Bis später - See you later

Um Gottes Willen - For God's sake

Tschüss - Bye

Gott Verdammt -Goddamn

Mein Schatz - My darling

[keepingupwithjakubgierszal]

Kuba’s filmography 🎥

2009

Wszystko co kocham/All That I Love – dir. Jacek Borcuch

2010

Milion dolarów/Million Dollars – dir. Janusz Kondratiuk

2011


Sala samobójców/Suicide Room – dir. Jan Komasa

2012


Nieulotne/Lasting – dir. Jacek Borcuch
Yuma – reż. Piotr Mularuk

2013


Der Teufel mit den drei goldenen Haaren – dir. Maria von Heland
Finsterworld – dir. Franke Finsterwalder
Moralność pani Dulskiej/The Morality of Mrs. Dulska – dir. Marcin Wrona
Pamiętnik pani Hanki/Miss Hanka’s Diary – dir. Borys Lankosz – tv theatre
The Fold – dir. John Jencks

2014


Dracula Untold – dir. Gary Shore

2015


Amazonia – dir. Bodo Kox – theatre tv
Córki dancingu/ The Lure – dir. Agnieszka Smoczyńska
Hiszpanka/Influence – dir. Łukasz Barczyk
Performer – dir. Maciej Sobieszczański, Łukasz Ronduda
Crossing lines (season 3) – dir. Edward Allen Bernero, Rola Bauer

2017


Pomiędzy Słowami/Beyond words – dir. Urszula Antoniak
Najlepszy/Breaking The Limits – dir. Łukasz Palkowski
Pokot/Spoor – dir. Agnieszka Holland, Kasia Adamik
PolandJa – dir. Cyprian T. Olencki
Zgoda/The Reconciliation – dir. Maciej Sobieszczański

2018


Chyłka. Zaginięcie (tv series) – dir. Łukasz Palkowski
Das boot (ep. 3 &4) – dir. Johannes W. Betz

2019


Chyłka. Kasacja (tv series) – dir. Łukasz Palkowski, Marek Wróbel
Powrót Birbanta. Rekonstrukcja/Return of the Reveller – dir. Piotr Szczepańsk

2020

Chyłka. Rewizja (tv series) – dir. Łukasz Palkowski, Marek Wróbel

2021


Chyłka. Oskarżenie (tv series) – dir. Łukasz Palkowski, Marek Wróbel
Najmro. Kocha, kradnie, szanuje/The Getaway King – dir. Mateusz Rakowicz
Chyłka. Inwigilacja (tv series) – dir. Łukasz Palkowski, Marek Wróbel

2022

Vamos a la playa - dir. Bettina Blümner
Zadra/Splinter – dir. Grzegorz Mołda

2023


Doppelgänger. Sobowtór/Doppelgänger. The Double – dir. Jan Holoubek

2024

Ultima Thule – dir. Klaudiusz Chrostowski
Biała odwaga/The White Courage – dir. Marcin Koszałka

Kolory Zła. Czerwień/The Colours of Evil. Red - dir. Adrian Panek

Simona Kossak - dir. Adrian Panek

✨UPCOMING✨

Pojedynek/The Duel - dir. Łukasz Palkowski

Przez ścianę/Through the Wall - dir. Maciej Sobieszczański

Langer - tv series/ more info TBA

Kolory Zła: Czerń/Colors of Evil. Black - the project has been confirmed but further info TBA

TO BE UPDATED! ✨ NEW PROJECTS TO COME SOON ✨ STAY TUNED 😊

[feketeribizli]

well. would you hear them out

making hear-me-out cakes for my ocs but its weirdly specific hungarian media/things... do you guys wanna see

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Brainwaves Bios: Doctor Raymond Stantz (1984)

The Heart of The Ghostbusters Doctor Raymond Stantz, PhD

The heart of the Ghostbusters. Raymond is the one who is most interested in ghosts, and will often be the most interested in ghosts, and will often be the most excited when encountering something supernatural. He provides knowledge of folklore to compliment Egon's scientific knowledge when figuring out how to deal with a ghost.

"Everything was fine with our system, until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

Name

Full Legal Name: Raymond Francis Stantz

First Name: Raymond

Meaning: From the Germanic name 'Raginmund', composed of the elements 'Regin' 'Advice, Counsel, Decision' and 'Munt' 'Protection'.

Pronunciation: RAY-mund

Origin: English, French

Middle Name: Francis

Meaning: English form of the Late Latin name 'Franciscus' meaning 'Frenchman', ultimately from the Germanic tribe of the Franks, who were named for a type of spear that they used.

Pronunciation: FRAN-sis

Origin: English, French

Surname: Stantz

Meaning: Variation on 'Stanz', a habitational name from places called 'Stans' or 'Stantz' in Austria and Switzerland

Pronunciation: STAN-ts

Origin: German

Titles: Doctor, Professor, Mr

Nicknames: Ray, Francine (By Venkman), Frank (By Nova)

Characteristics

Age: 32

Gender: Male. He/Him Pronouns

Race: Human (Touched by the 'Psychic Realm')

Nationality: American Citizen. Born in America

Ethnicity: White

Birth Date: July 1st 1952

Sexuality: Straight

Religion: Non-Religious (Formerly Christian)

Native Language: English

Known Languages: English, Latin, Hebrew, Greek, Spanish, Arabic, Norse, Phoenician, Chinese

Relationship Status: Single

Astrological Sign: Cancer

Actor: Dan Aykroyd

Geographical Characteristics

Birthplace: Cutchogue, Long Island, New York

Current Residence: North Moore Street, New York, New York

Appearance

Height: 6'0" / 183 cm

Weight: 200 lbs / 91 kg

Eye Colour: Heterochromatic (1 Green, 1 Brown)

Hair Colour: Brown

Hair Dye: Once dyed his hair blond in college

Body Hair: Hairy

Facial Hair: Clean Shaven

Tattoos: (As of Jan 1984) None

Piercings: None

Scars: None

Health and Fitness

Allergies: None

Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Social Drinker, Smoker

Illnesses/Disorders: None Diagnosed (Autistic)

Medications: None

Any Specific Diet: None

Relationships

Affiliated Groups: Ghostbusters (Founding Member)

Friends: Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore, Janine Melnitz, Dana Barrett, Louis Tully (Sort-Of), Mars Teufel, Nova Teufel

Significant Other: None (Crush: Nova Teufel)

Previous Partners: None of Note

Parents: Silas Stantz (Deceased, Father), Joanna Stantz (Deceased, Mother, Née Gwerder)

Parents-In-Law: None

Siblings: Carl Stantz (36, Brother), Jean Stantz (30, Sister)

Siblings-In-Law: Nicola Stantz (34, Carl's Wife, Née Woodrow)

Nieces & Nephews: Tyler Stantz (12, Nephew), Jacob Stantz (8, Nephew), Saffron Stantz (10, Niece)

Children: None

Extras

Level of Education: Engineering PhD, Metallurgy PhD, Astronomy PhD, Chemistry PhD, History PhD, Physics PhD, Parapsychology PhD

Occupation: Ghostbuster

Employer: Ghostbusters

Expertise:

Parapsychologist

Engineering Expert

Metallurgist

Astronomer

Biologist (Micro & Marine Biology)

Chemist

Historian

Marine Spongiologist

Physicist

Architectural Knowledge

Polyglot

Occult Literature Knowledge

Faults:

Nicotine Addicted

Prone to 'Shut Down's

Can be Controlled via Twisting His Ears

Susceptible to Possession

Backstory: In his childhood, Ray Stantz went to Camp Waconda. Sitting at the campfire and roasting Stay Puft Marshmallows became one of his fondest memory. In his adulthood, Dr. Ray Stantz worked in the private sector at one point but he was not adept at producing the results they wanted. By 1984, Ray's parents passed away and he inherited the home he was born in. Ray went to work at Columbia University and studied the paranormal phenomena with Dr. Peter Venkman and Dr. Egon Spengler. Egon and Ray were usually the first to interview case subjects, even people Peter called "schizos" no matter how far-fetched their stories were.

[gregpostok]

Van benne egy kicsi Mr Teufel

[alfedurka]

Mr. Fritz Teufel and my mommy 🙏💝

I remembered the cartoon and decided to draw some sketches :^)

[internutter]

So, how about that Baldur’s Gate Three?

I have recently started playing as Kosh. Way of Shadows Tiefling Monk and I have him some stubble because my story was he got abducted out of Waterdeep whilst on his Birthday Bender.

So in the order of things:

Rescued Shadowheart because not a cruel Teufel

Acquired the raging flaming poisoning sword of doom Super Sword from Mr Big Demon and none of the party can use it fml

Didn’t ask too many questions about Shadowheart’s doohickey

Found, got accosted by, and headbutted Astarion

Got wizard out of stone

In the process of acquiring Withers, I also found several volumes of how to determine if someone in your party is a Vampire

Blue horny chaos gremlin READS it, and then gives a copy to everyone

Got Withers.

That night, at camp, Astarion FUCKS OFF, preferring the sweet fat of the hog to nomming on my gorgeous lad. Boo, Astarion. Booo!

Next day, find the dead, drained pig

Astarion cracks a shit about my usual habit of looting everything and asking questions later

VERY loudly begs me not to look too hard (could you be any more obvious about it, my dude?)

So I ask him about it because CHAOS GREMLIN

Turns out the pale angsty twink is just as good at using parts of the truth as my boi

Hmmm

I shall have to flirt with him harder >:3c

Thoughts and feels:

* No chest hair choices

* No back hair choices either

* It’s not fair that only the Dragonborn get tail customisation

* I’m really hoping for a whole “I’ve been waiting for you to kill me about it” type scene in combination with an entire, “Was the pig enough for you?” questioning line next chat opportunity.

Now who wants screencaps of my lad?

Oh yes and we got the doggo too.

[cmweller]

Challenge #04157-K139: Gifts of Justice

I'm not afraid of getting hurt, but I admit, I'm also well aware I'm not strong. Nevertheless, I refuse to stand here and do nothing. -- DaniAndShali

Bravery is not the lack of fear. It is being afraid and acting anyway. It is facing down injustice knowing that it could hurt to stand up for the downtrodden.

She was an outcast, eking out an existence on the sketchier side of the village. He was meant to be fetching medicine for his auntie. Someone accused her of stealing a stuffed bun that he'd seen her buy. So he stepped between her and the Watchman and said, "I saw her buy it. Mr Halberston charged her five coppers when they only cost two."

"...teufel tax," she mumbled. "Used to it."

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